Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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