whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How external is "for external use only"?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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