Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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