Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am spending my child support on dildos
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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