You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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