So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
