i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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