Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

dying kittens.

Fav 19 1129 2318
share tweet
(908): View more from New Jersey

Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"

Fav 29 3284 848
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(708): View more from Illinois

We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.

Fav 22 5199 885
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have

Fav 42 3854 835
share tweet
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot

Fav 9 4138 911
share tweet
(707): View more from California

I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.

Fav 26 1614 5031
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.

Fav 19 1122 1513
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(361): View more from Texas

I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.

Fav 1 761 452
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?

Fav 1 61 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT