Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.