I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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