what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?