I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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