She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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