We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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