I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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