Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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