So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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