You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Everclear isn't food dammit
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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