You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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