You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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