I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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