and next time when you feel me up, do it right
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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