Heybabeimwearingurpanties
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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