she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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