so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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