Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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