I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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