He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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