So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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