3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
