i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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