How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Oh god it's open bar.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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