Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
