I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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