Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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