Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The adults are the big ones right?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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