I wannas sexs uuuuu
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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