I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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