You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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