Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
