Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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