why does my vagina smell like weed?
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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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