he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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