Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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