On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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