Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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