I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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