I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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