And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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