I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dear god my vagina.
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