okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
As shirtless as possible
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.