She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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