Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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