CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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