My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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