Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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